In an outer space adventure...
They were hit by cosmic rays...
To be the best footballers forever (other than Baggio...)
In the most Fantastic Way
No need to fear, they're here
Just call for 4....Fantastic Four
Oh, and two very funny quotes that let you know its transfer season again:
"I'd rather chew on broken glass than ever see Lampard in a Juve shirt..." - irate Juve fan
"I think all the other clubs, even if they like him, are scared that there must be something wrong with you if you are young, free, and argentinian, yet inter still doesn't want you.."
- a reference to Javier Saviola's current predicament