Football Roundtable

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Los 4 Fantasticos

In an outer space adventure...
They were hit by cosmic rays...
To be the best footballers forever (other than Baggio...)
In the most Fantastic Way

No need to fear, they're here
Just call for 4....Fantastic Four

Oh, and two very funny quotes that let you know its transfer season again:

"I'd rather chew on broken glass than ever see Lampard in a Juve shirt..." - irate Juve fan

"I think all the other clubs, even if they like him, are scared that there must be something wrong with you if you are young, free, and argentinian, yet inter still doesn't want you.."
- a reference to Javier Saviola's current predicament

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Transfer Season has begun...

I'm pretty sure that you guys are following the transfer season with earnest to see just what moves your specific sides are making, especially you Colin since Liverpool are constantly the epitome of mediocrity (yes...i still think that that victory against Milan was a fluke). The purpose of the post however is just to say damn...at the double swoop Manchester just made in the transfer market with the acquisition of Nani and Anderson, not to mention already getting Hargreaves. As much as i hate Man U, i must say that Fergie came tru this summer. I have my doubts about Anderson, because he may be another veron, but we can only know when he does play. Nani, is the next Cristiano and if he is nurtured like Ronaldo then Man U might have a gem on their hands. I can only hope that AC and Barca strengthen up this summer and make some quality purchases. Liverpool…keep buying players of the quality of Bellamy…i’m sure you will reach your target of fourth place every year…lol.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Look-A-Likes Pt.1...lol

Aye....alluyuh doh find Greg Oden does look like Delroy Lindo. Lol...just a passing reflection...

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Who knew!!!

Who knew that the fat lady could sing Opera, Soprano, Alternative rock, Soca and the occasional dancehall alongside Elephant Man, but she sang it all today. As well she had to to put and end to all the old talk and propoganda being spread by a certain liverpool fan. Its all curtains now. Enjoy your vacation LFC. Its over now, SLEEEEEEEP, SLEEEEEEEP.

My Finals Experience

I am here watching this appalling showing by Liverpool in this Champions' League final. Where is the defence. It is the 87th minute and nothing from them. Up until this point Pennant has been the star of that shit team. But A A, they pulled one back. A very meaningless consolation. Colin I am sorry, but you have to understand that your team are perennial losers, always battling for 4th in the league and some poor showing at the European stage. Yes they defeated Barca, but what else have they done? Well it's the 93rd minute and I'm wondering if the Liverpool fire has been extinguished for good. Final whistle. Hard luck Colin and all Liverpool fans. It was a well fought match, but say what. FUCK LIVERPOOL. lol

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Real's Real Resurgence!

I hope everyone got an opportunity to see the Real Madrid vs Espanyol match today at the Bernabeau. Truly a classic affair and one for the ages as Real exhibits a never die attitude and comes back from 1-3 down to win 4-3 on all-round brilliant play -- by both sides. Now Barcelona has to respond especially after their devastating collapse against Getafe in the Copa del Rey. Who is gonna put money on Barcelona winning the league this season in light of Real's, and Capello's vindication...? Stay tuned, Al might be crying in a few weeks.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Interesting Final

Hi guys.

A great final is upon us and I am wishing luck to both teams. I have respect for both. However, wherever a certain Brazillian goes my heart follows, so I will leave it at that.

Hi Carlos!!!

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Posted by C.S

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

And oh yeah!!!!

FUCK ANFIELD!!!!!!!!

Ballkritikz

Well, well, well well. It is so fitting that the blogs website is ballkritikz.blogspot, as if to revere a one Clarence 'The Critics Silencer' Seedorf (Henforth refered to as C.S). To you Mr. lfcluva (formerly known as man -boy luva association) I GUARANTEE you that we will be a repeat of 2005. Yeah!!! Not only am I drinking Haterade, but I also buy in bulk to sell in the bakery. Colin feel free to admit it. The Rossoneri in fine form of late they not going to let LFC win. Come on, admit it. You know it, the blog know it, England know it.
Well done Milan, well done Kaka, well done C.S. Look out for them in a few weeks, they will be the ones hitting the rasping drives ito the back of your onion bag.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

And oh yeah!!!

Oh yeah, my cry all season long has been"Whatever you have done, FUCK DAT SHIT!!Everyone has to come to Anfield!!"

THE "SPECIAL ONE"

Pardon me for any ill feelings that may be left on any individuals at the conclusion of this post. The introduction of this post is simply to vent a few feelings that I may have at the state of European Football. I would first like to recognize the Herculean efforts put forward by the entire Liverpool F.C. players, coaches, and supporters all across the world. We showed without a doubt that we have what it takes to compete on the grandest of stages in European football. Referring the headline of my post Jose Mourinho has shown that he is indeed the "special one" as whenever he faces Liverpool in this competition, and indeed any knockout competition his tactics seem retarded or to be politically correct "special" when facing Rafa Benitez. Who in the hell would place Robben and Geremi to take such important kicks. Looking at the situation though, he had little choice as no one from his team looked quite capable. In the end my team triumphed which is what I am concerned with the most. We do not care to dwell on the failures of others. We look forward to knowing who our opponents will be in this year’s final so as to begin our preparations. To me it doesn’t matter who we face, I have no preference. All I ask again is that my team goes out a makes a game of it which is what has lead us to the finals so far. We are unafraid, resolute, and indefatigable. All these attributes we will bring to Athens. Will your team be there?

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Weekend Games (4.28.07 - 4.29.07)

Saturday

Torino v Milan - 1st Half
Torino v Milan - 2nd Half

Sunday

Roma v Lazio - 1st Half
Roma v Lazio - 2nd Half

Inter v Empoli - 1st Half
Inter v Empoli - 2nd Half

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Playing Lottery

Normally if someone tells me I have a 3 to 1 chance of winning the lottery, I would be the first one in the gas station buying four lottery tickets. However betting that one of the three english teams in the Champions league semis is taking the crown home is something i am not going to do. I hope that no one took my silence on the blog as a sign of lack of faith in Milan, it is just that whenever I speak things tend to go wrong. But I have to speak up now because I see they have men selling Haterade(TM) wholesale on the blog.
Congrats inter on a great season. You came out with less losses in Serie A than Juventus had in Serie B. Hope to see you up there next year Larry. Hope I dont jinx my team but it looks like the season is turning out alot better that we initially thought. Well done.

Once again Congrats Inter. We will see you next year.