Monday, November 27, 2006

A BIG BOOYAKA FOR RONALDINHO

To ALL, this is your grand dad, whilst taking in some Barca vs Villa on the very efficiant Gol TV, there is little I can say about the play of the current Ponytail -- this guy is just too ridiculous when he is on his game.

WAIT NAH, SOMEBODY CALL MISSING PERSONS

WHERE ARE THE AC MILAN SUPPORTERS. NO, SERIOUSLY, I AM GETTING WORRIED. AL, COULD YOU PLEASE CHECK ON THESE GUYS, GO IN THEIR ROOMS AND TAKE AWAY ANYTHING THAT COULD TIE AROUND THEIR NECK. ALSO, MAKE SURE THEY NOT LIMING WITH LINDON, I HEAR LINDON PUSHING THE INDIAN TONIC. GUYS, PLEASE DONT DO ANYTHING FOOLISH....WITHOUT TAKING PICTURES FIRST.

Palladino: “Del Piero gave us a lift”

“In the first half we had trouble finding openings up front but things went much better in the second, we picked ourselves up and created more chances”. Raffale Palladino didn’t stop pressing for a goal and after getting it wrong a few times, he finally managed to hit the back of the net in fine style. The striker was one of the leading lights in a pulsating second period which saw Juventus in more lively form than the first: “We can thank the boss for that, and Del Piero - Palladino explained - Alex came into the changing rooms during the interval and gave us some precious words of advice. We put them into practice and you can see the results”. The Bianconeri’s philosophy of finding the right mix between youth and experience paid off: “It certainly did. The boss is doing a great job, he doesn’t weigh us down with too many responsibilities, and he always manages to fire us up when we need it. There are some interesting young players here, as well as proven champions, and with a combination of the two we can do very well”.

Juventus...A Monster Force. For Kevin..

For the Juve haters (Kevin and others), I just wish to inform you of my teams success in the lower division. Yes I know, immediately what comes to mind is Juventus is a Seire A team playing in a lower league and that is why they are mashing up that league. Please, Kevin, give my team a little more credit than that. We had more than half of our core team leaving to join other clubs and a host of new players from the lower league joining us. We also had new management and coaches. Something like that is bound to keep a team back, after all, a team needs to gel before they can truly be a team. However, Juventus has played 13 games, winning 10 and drawing 3. Even though starting the season in the minus we are now second. Kevin, your team remained in the league that they are accustomed to, with all their players and some new top class talent. What the fuck is going on with Milan? Is it that they think they got too light a penalty for their wrong doings so they are trying to go to Seire B to truly clear their conscience? Cause the way things look, I believe Milan were infact the only ones benefiting from the match fixing. Now that they were exposed they are now 15th in the league that they have been playing in for many years. Even if they were not deducted points they would not even be in the top 5. Juventus was branded with shameful allegations of cheating and match fixing was the reason for their 29 titles (2 being stripped after the allegations), yet they rise out of the ashes. Kevin, to please you, maybe Juventus is fixing matches in Seire B and that is why they dominating the league. However, we all know that Juventus is a top notch team that will have a Seire B title to add to their many winnings and next year we will take home the Scudetto. My prediction is by 2010 we will have three stars over our crest. Fellas...stop hating...instead, come join a winning team. I know it have a man who backing my team cause he does back like 20 teams. Kevin, do like that man and start backing Juventus.
Zahn

Sunday, November 26, 2006

the Inter train keeps going

so after Inter today effectively dismantled the Palermo attack which led to a victory, i realised that Inter are currently on a 9 game win streak.. (6 straight in the league)

now I am mad that i am not is state so that i can laugh at you silly niggas....

all the milan bitches and everybody else (cause e'body hate Inter, especially colin) could kiss my monkey ass...

wtf you hadda say know??

we have played and beaten roma, milan and palermo..
the 3 teams that 'supposed' to be contending for the scudetto....
ALL AWAY MATCHES!

haha
bitches

Reply to Larry

I am never worried when it comes to my side. Through hard times and good I am always confident. Barca has a good team, I mean look at this weekend's crushing of Villareal. the boys stepping their game up. Eto'o and Messi are huge blows to our offence but that tactical change of iniesta or guily on the right seems to working so far; and Gudjohnsen is gorwing in confidence with every game that passes. The season is almost half way through, we're good. :)

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Al, are you worried?

Al, I want to know how do u think ur team would do now that both Eto and Messi are rack up. Do u think that "Boots Mouth" has it in him to carry the team or are we going to see the fall or the mighty Barca?

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

AC continues to struggle...

Waiting to hear remarks from Kevin and the rest on AC's poor performane in football.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

I am worried about Dirk and Kevin

so, there is was, sitting in my office watching AC Milan take on Roma at home..

after 3 defeats in their last 4 Serie A games, I expected AC Milan to pull off a victory which will also help out Inter, as Roma are only 4 points adrift...





unfortunately, AC Milan proved that they are the shit of the crop..losing 2-1 to roma at the san siro...
that makes it 4 losses in 5 games...

al, lube, lindon, kevon
i humbly request that you all look after dirk and kevin in these troubling times...
after the 2nd goal scored, i could just see dirk running by lindon for some indian tonic..

guys please let them know that it is just football and they don't have to take their own lives for a damn game...


that being said, the lawyers shoulda send ac milan to serie b instead of juventus....milan is shit...they deserve to be in serie B with the kinda shit they playing.....juventus woulda at least be fighting for the scudetto right now, but milan is just a bag of ass...

dirk just buy a suit last week....at least das what he tell me.....
he thought he was buying it for somebody else's funeral, but it seems he bought it to spare his family the cost of buying one to dress his dead body...

fellas watch dirk please...he probably goin an drink gramaxone AND hang heself....

Monday, November 06, 2006

AC Milan

during my tenure at SCSU, i was continuously barraged with jokes and comments about Inter and how they always crying conspiracy or the ref cheating and this was the reason for us not winning (fat-ass dirk, chupid lfc-ass colin, milan-ass kevin, and chupid larry)

what has become a renowned statement by dirk is "well throw flares and ting nah; bomb up the place"

strangely enough, milan is having a couple hiccups this season, having lost 3 of their last 4 serie A games (and one to inter bitch)....

what is EXTREMELY funny about this, is that milan coach carlo ancelotti has been crying that there is a conspiracy against milan and after every game, is complaining about the refs.....

why am i not hearing from you bitch asses about your sucking team looking for excuses?? you know why?
cause allyuh is some punk ass bitches......

next milan game, when allyuh losing AGAIN, i want allyuh to throw flares and bomb up d place, since it is 'quite clear that there is a conspiracy against milan'


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bitches...

Nerazzuri on top! no losses!

like mancini and moratti say, if we win every game, we will NEVER be in the news, cause they only like to report when bad things happen...

milan looking nice for serie B next year...lol
:)

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Again I ask

Can someone please tell me who the fuck is Valdanito??