fuckin juve is a pile of shit!

ride outta here larry with your fuckin shit side...

first, i have to congratulate inter for the amazing comeback from 3-0 down to crush roma 4-3 in the coppa italia...

really inspirational stuff from pat vieira in his new team....

now,

juve is a HUGE pile of shit....
larry (and to an extent al), want to talk all kinda shit bout inter dis and inter dat..

first of all, u like to claim that inter didnt win the scudetto on the pitch..well guess what, neither did juve these past 2 years...

then, u and al want to parade on inter because juve beat inter by 1-0 fluke fuckin goal in a 45 min pre-season game...and wanna coast on dat???

guess what juve playing for this year?? serie b only....

all dem juve fans across the internet was only dreaming about meeting inter in the coppa italia like some kinda revenge or grudge match(as if inter cause them to get relegated)..
but guess what??

your side is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much shit, they couldnt even get past fuckin napoli but dey wanna play inter???

dan, mark my words....juve is not ready....they was tiefin all dis time and now dat the tiefin done, they losing to all kinda shitty teams like napoli..HAHAHAHAHAHA!

larry, do liike dirk and support 2 teams...

barcelona lose 3-0! :o

well after reading al talking about how inter lose to juve in a 45min pre-season warmup match, and was coasting on inter, i could not pass up the opportunity to crush him...


i came home and saw barca lose....sorry...got crushed by sevilla 3-0 in the UEFA super cup..

firstly, this WAS A COMPETITIVE GAME!
also, it featured the full barca team, in their proper formation e.t.c


seeing that u came down on inter, what do you have to say about this??

the real patrick kluivert

Career Stats
Club
Season
Appearances (Domestic)
Goals (Domestic
Appearances (Europe)
Goals (Europe)
Ajax
1994/95
25
18
10
2
Ajax
1995/96
28
15
8
5
Ajax
1996/97
17
6
4
2
AC Milan
1997/98
27
6
-
-
FC Barcelona
1998/99
35
15
-
-
FC Barcelona
1999/00
26
19
14
7
FC Barcelona
2000/01
31
17
12
5
FC Barcelona
2001/02
33
18
16
7
FC Barcelona
2002/03
36
17
15
5
FC Barcelona
2003/04
22
8
3
2
Newcastle United
2004/05
25
6
6
5
Valencia
2005/06
10
1
1
1



so al...watch the damn stats......the only the man is the all time top scorer for holland as of may 1st 2004......and was the joint top scorer in euro 2000...........other than that ...not a single top scorer award not even in ajax dogg!!......look even i used to try to give the man extra credit but......face the facts he never lived up to the hope for the future that he was in 1995 onwards.....n right now he is shit

Schedule this weekend

i have updated the "tvAnts for dummies" thread to include other programs that you may have to use (if that game is only showed on that program).


here's this weekend:

all times are BST
to convert, go to: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

Saturday (8/26/06)

1245 Liverpool-West Ham ESPN China,Guangdong sports,Shandong sports
1430 Stuttgart-Borussia Dortmund CCTV5 - maybe womens U20WC
1430 Bayern Munich-Nurnburg CCTVsoccer
1500 Tottenham-Everton ESPN China,Guangdong sports,Shanghai,BTV6,Wuhan,Shandong
1500 Watford-Man Utd Star sports Asia,DragonTV
1500 Celtic-Hibernian GoalTV1
1630 Nice-Lyon CCTVSoccer,GoalTV2@1700
1715 Man City-Arsenal Star sports Asia,Caifu sports
1730 Fulham-Sheffield Utd(D) ESPN China,Guangdong sports
1945 Inter-Roma QSIV
2100 Valencia-Real Betis Guangdong sports,Shanghai sports,Shandong sports

Sunday (8/27/06)

1330 FC Twente-PSV Eindhoeven GoalTV2
1400 Aston Villa-Newcastle ESPN China,Guangdong sports,QSIV
1600 Blackburn-Chelsea ESPN China,Guangdong sports,Shanghai sports,Shandong sports,QSIV
1600 Hamburg-Hertha Berlin CCTV5
1800 Real Madrid-Villarreal CCTV5
1800 Racing Santander-Atletico Madrid Guangdong sports,Shanghai sports,Shandong sports
2000 Athletic Bilbao-Real Sociedad CCTV5
2015 San Lorenzo-Boca Juniors CCTVsoccer


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ESPN China TVants
Guangdong sports TVants
Shanghai sports TVants,ppstream
ULF TVants
UBCSuper sport(35) TVants
QSIV ppstream,pplive
Star Sports Asia pplive,TVants
DragonTV pplive,ppstream,TVants
Wuhan Sports pplive
Shenzen Sports TVants
CCTVsoccer TVants
MRC Football2 TVants



check the "tvAnts for dummies" post for the website that has direct links to each channel....

Partick Kluivert

This is for all the haters out there, an unbiased gameology of Patrick K.

Ajax
Kluivert joined the renowned Ajax youth academy after he was spotted playing for Schellingwoude, a football club in the northern suburbs of Amsterdam. He made his debut in the senior team of Ajax on August 21, 1994 at the age of 18 in the Dutch Supercup win against arch rivals Feyenoord in which he scored his first goal. He went on to make his mark in Europe scoring an 83rd minute winner in the 1994/95 Champions League Final against AC Milan in Vienna. Kluivert also helped Ajax win several other pieces of silverware (see below) before leaving for AC Milan on a Bosman transfer in 1997.
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AC Milan
His career at Milan started well when he scored a sensational goal against Juventus in a friendly match. However at this time Kluivert's personal life began to cause problems: He was charged with manslaughter following his involvement in a fatal car accident, to which he received community service and a driving ban. He was also charged with rape on a separate occasion, but he was to be later acquitted due to insufficient evidence.
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Barcelona
After scoring only six goals in Italy he left for FC Barcelona where he was reunited with Louis Van Gaal, a mentor from his days at Ajax. Kluivert formed a successful partnership with Rivaldo which enabled Barça to win the Spanish La Liga in 1998/99. He was released from Barça in the summer of 2004 along with fellow Dutch national teammates Michael Reiziger and Marc Overmars.
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Newcastle United
He joined Newcastle United on 21 July 2004 to team up with Alan Shearer. However, Newcastle decided not to take up the second year on his contract, and he was released, even though he scored 13 goals in all competitions.
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Valencia
He decided to return to Spain to play for Valencia CF. Reportedly, the club included a special clause in his contract that allowed for Kluivert to be sacked if he lacked discipline off the pitch. Kluivert has been given permisson to look for a new club in July 2006 after just one season and 202 minutes played, as he spent most of the season injured.

this is for chupid ass al...hahaha

Kluivert's Che career looks over



Patrick Kluivert's future looks to be away from Valencia after he was thrown out of training following lengthy discussions with coach Quique Sanchez Flores.

The former Newcastle United striker has already been told that he was free to find a new club after just one season in Spain, but the latest incident could hasten his departure.

Kluivert had been training alone in a bid to regain his fitness but hoped to rejoin the rest of the Valencia squad for training on Thursday morning.

However, after a ten minute warm-up, the Dutchman was pulled aside by Sanchez Flores before being told to return to the changing rooms and go home.

Kluivert was far from impressed and stormed past reporters before leaving in his car in what looks like being one of his final actions as a Valencia player.

Celtic and Hamburg had previously been linked with a move for Kluivert, although both clubs may now be out of the running for the powerful striker.

The Bundesliga club consider him to be too big a risk, while Gordon Strachan has now signed fellow Dutch striker Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink from PSV Eindhoven.

TvAnts for Dummies

Aight...

CL draw has been made. EPL has started, Spain and Italy to follow soon. I know some of you are interested in watching some of these games. As i have told lfcluva, every week (or midweek), I will be posting the channels that some of the important games are showing on tvants..seeing that most of us here support big teams, it 'should' be no problem getting these games every week....

i know al already has the program, so for the guys at school, get the program from al...

if not, follow:

(1) Download tvants : http://rapidshare.de/files/4461997/TvantsSetup.exe.html


(2) Install

(3) Once installed, open it (double click)

(4) Click the "Servers" tab in the top left hand corner; you should see one server there (www.tvants.com)

(5) Click "add" on the bottom right corner within the "Server" tab

(6) In the "Name" and "Address" field, enter EACH one of these:

fanshoptv.no-ip.info
www1.tvants.com
www2.tvants.com
tracker2.tvants.com
tracker.tvants.com
10.214.49.88
trackersport.serveftp.com
213.97.9.122
skyland.zapto.org
fw-tracker.no-ip.com
pirateradio.hopto.org
djdomyx-streaming.no-ip.org
hive.tobroadcast.com

you are entering each one in both fields and then hit ok.
so you are pressing the "add" button 13 times..

(7) now you are basically done. to get the channels, hit the "search" tab. However, all of this shit is in Ching ching writing. The list of channels can be found here http://www.fussball-foren.net/fussball-live.html

when you click the "tick" for a channel, it will automatically open up tvants and go to that channel.

(8) every channel you open will be saved in the "channels" tab. Since most of the games may show on the same channel, it would be wise to right-click and edit each channel. You are allowed to rename it to whatever you like.

(9) If you are a comp sci man, then you can further tweak the performance of tvants by doing the following:

1. Click Start -> Run.
2. At the text box after Open:, key in “Cmd” (without quote).
3. Press Enter.
4. Key in at command prompt: cd c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc
5. Key in at command prompt: edit hosts
6. Add in the following line: 211.155.224.14 www.tvants.com
7. Save the hosts file by pressing Alt-F then pressing S.
8. Exit the edit program and exit the command prompt.
9. Restart the TVants program and search for channels programs.

Also make sure that the firewall is not blocking port 16600.

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I hope this is good enough...it is fairly straightfoward.
I will be posting the channels and times each game is coming on. YOU have to go to the link i provided in step 7 to find the channel.

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here are a couple more programs that may be needed:

pplive : http://download.pplive.com/pplivesetup(1.3.15).exe
ppstream : http://aurora.x0f.org/myp2p/ppstreamsetup.exe


don't forget the link in step 7 for the direct links to the channels...if i were you, i would bookmark that page...

It Begins

Well guys, the footballing season has started. Barca has begun by restating their dominance on the world game by registering two trophies to their name already; Inter got beaten from Juventus in a match; Liverpool had to get a rather questionable penalty to draw with Sheffield United (and they stil think that they can pose a threat to the likes of Chelsea and Man U, come on Colin); Valencia has finally made it back in to the Champions' League; and AC Milan also qualified. This season is going to be interesting for all parties.

So good luck fellas. Go out and be fans. I out.

maradona vs ronaldinho

When de two titans clash: Maradona vs Ronaldinho

Champions League Fantasy League 2006/2007

fellas..

coming soon will b the inaugural champions league fantasy league among us, the ballkritikz..

i will be the moderator for the league so when the time arrives, I will post the invite code in this blog so that you can join the league...

peace out
bitches..

Serie B-itch ass!

now that finally mr. larryzandro del piero has joined, i can finaly comment about his serie B-itch ass team...

first though, i have to say thanks...

thanks to your team, my team (FC Inter) now have the scudetto that we have been wanting since 1989...

thanks to your team, my team has strengthened with the acquisitions of Patrick Vieira and Zlatan Ibrahamovic...

Juventus indeed is a great club for trying to help other clubs out...too bad...i know that at this moment, your heart feels ripped apart

but your beloved del shitero has stayed and will retire in serie B...

HAHAHHAHAHAH!

ronaldinho really was on shit

jus to compound what shabazz is saying...
i watched the game on tv and ronaldinho was on real shit for real!

Giant Stadium...Ronaldinho in full effect!

Well done...to comrade Al who might have been unavailable for an in person review of the Man himself or to even get a glimpse of the diminished Djorkaeff, I was there and there was the place to be...I am sure you guys will read about it somewhere so no need for me to tell you guys how the Red Bulls got bulled. Peace out.

Finally...McClaren sees thru the hype!

Well done...Dismal Beckham has been SACKED from the British squad, seemingly for good, by the incoming coach. Of course for many of us, this has been LOOOOOONG overdue but I cannot put it better than to quote McClaren himself to Becky:
"I spoke to David last Monday and notified him of my decision and said that I was planning for the future, looking to change things, looking to the future and David wasn't included"...need I say more, I think not.

congrats to Inter!! Garvin I know you are in your glee. Now I hope you know Iter has no excuse for not winning any major trophies this year. But Barca and Real are going to be the two strongest teams this year. Chelsea, i'm hoping they don't implode but I'm backing Manchester for the Premiership. Good luck in the new season.

McClaren, Terry and Gerrard

Weeeel and come again...el colinho de los santos' boys have graduated to capitan and vice-capitan respectively. So will this be an era of good fortune for England? Will the "best center-back in the world" step up to the plate? Well he was voted player of the year last year by his premier league buddies and he was the only English player in the under-23 all-star squad...so what's in store for the red and white, the upcoming friendly against Greece at Old Trafford will give us a glimpse. Look for the equally youthful Gerrard to be licking it from just beyond the box too!!

Best possible Inter formation

well...now that Inter have secured the expert services of the one and only zlatan ibrahamovic, I am convinced my team is complete and ready to kick some ass this coming season in all competitons.

my best possible starting lineup is:

--------------------------------toldo--------------------------------------
--Zanetti (c)----------Cordoba--------"the wall"------------------Grosso---
------------------------Vieira----------Cambiasso--------------------------
----Figo--------------------------------------------------------Stankovic--
----------------------Zlatan-----------Adriano-----------------------------

i think that is a pretty competitve lineup and i think that the additions of grosso, vieira and zlatan really strenghten our weaknesses last season, especially grosso since i think our left backs (favalli and wome) were really too weak....vieira will give us a more combatitive edge in the middle and zlatan is definitely better than martins/cruz/recoba....

we will also have a good backup team which i think should be:

---------------------------------J.Cesar----------------------------------
--Maicon (pretty good)------Burdisso----Matrix-------------------Maxwell--
-----------------------Dacourt----------Pizarro---------------------------
--Solari----------------------------------------------------------Recoba--
---------------------Crespo-------------Martins/Cruz----------------------

i think that this is a very strong second team that can DEFINITELY cruise through the coppa italia...

as lfcluva correctly said, Inter is the team the critics love to hate..
but you have to admit that Inter looks pretty strong and very competitive this year...

hopefully, since we managed the double last year :), we can at least aim for the treble this year :O