merry christmas and.......

first of all...merry christmas to all the bloggers here....

so we are almost at the christmas break, so here's the roundup:


Juventus FC has stolen the spotlight once again, after they were generously "assisted" by referee Messina in a top of the table clash against bologna...the pics posted at the top illustrate the situation...on the SAME PLAY, zalayeta controlled with his hand (fuckin hand ball!!) and then his shot hit the post but never went in (but was called a goal! - CHEAT!!) Also, in that game (i will try to get the pic for this as well) bologna had a STRONG shout for a pk (it was a fuckin foul!)

bologna says they have been robbed whilst didier deschamps has said that mistakes can happen, tough luck...
look at the pics....you b the judge (tiefin bastards payin to win serie B too?....when will they stop?....cheatin scum)

barca lost the world club championship..they may try to recoup their la liga lead although sevilla is pushin strong..

10R got snubbed the world player of the year by cannavaro, who is not even the best defender in the world..he was embarrassed by carew in the champions league, got a red card before winning it, and got embarrassed TWICE against recreativo...(and a real shit player too)

real madrid wins the most inconsistent team trophy...wat a waste they are..

valencia are experiencing a revival as their key players return...the nerazzurri are hoping that MORE PLAYERS get injured right b4 their champions league tie in february..

manU are somewhat stumbling and the mind games of jose mourinho, coupled with an extraordinary didier 'fuckin' drogba, seem to be working...

arsenal can't win for jack shit in the EPL; they are 2nd to real madrid for most inconsistent team...

LFC is having a good revival since their "captain and inspiration" (colin's words) has moved back to the central midfield...he has been scoring, setting up and in general, has been in form....what will happen when sissoko returns???

Inter has racked up an incredible 10 straight victories (hoping for the 11th on sat. against atalanta to make it 11) in the serie A, silencing all critics home and abroad....

roma has been keeping an incredible pace, but we will see next year if their momentary lapses (against Inter, Reggina and Lazio) will cost them the scudetto..

ac milan finally won something on wednesday and now there is talk of finishing 4th.....hahahaha...milan aspiring for 4th place...what has this football world come too....

finally, i have to revisit the cheatin scum they call juve...what a disgrace to football.....they can never win anything clean...always marred with controversy...

ohhh...here is an interesting article on goal.com

http://www.goal.com/en-US/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=196790



peace bitches...
Inter4life son..

A familiar sight...

If anyone is interested, and even the haters, you could look at the Siere B tables and you will see a familiar sight....Juventus commanding a league. 15 games played, 11 wins, 4 draws, no losses.

Invitation

I would like to invite you all to take a look at the serie A table...

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/tables?league=ita.1&cc=5901

after 15 games, the dust is beginning to settle a bit, and one team is showing its dominance......FC Internazionale

There are a lot of doubters all over the world and especially within this group, but it is quite apparent this season that Inter has somewhat changed; they have acquired the tenacity from rivals Juventus, and now seem to have the right concentration and determination to win games...

AC Milan is really proving this season that they were really the main beneficiaries of the ref scandal. Looking at all the other teams that were caught and that were penalized, AC is by far the worst of them all, performing way below par and technically, are at risk to being demoted.

Palermo started off very hot, but their streak came to a bolting halt after they met Inter. The trend nowadays for coaches of the opposing team is to talk shit about Inter and say Roma is going to win. Unfortunately, this trend has not worked thus far and it may be fuel to drive Inter to beat these teams up; Palermo's coach was a good example. Today, it was Empoli's coach; hence they were inflicted with a 3-0 drubbing...

Roma, i will admit, is playing probably the most attractive football, not only in serie a, but in europe. However, attractive football doesn't win titles; consistency does. This season, Roma has shown that they are capable of some good football, but only in spurts. They started off well, then lost to Inter and that started a little downfall of a couple draws. They picked up again, and won 5 or 6 straight, only to come today, and be crushed by their bitter rivals, Lazio.

This has now paved the way for a 7pt lead at the top of the table. The season is still a ways to go, and as a good friend says, the championship is won in May, not in December. I believe that Serie A will have some interesting developments in the next couple weeks and right after the Christmas break.

Hope your teams are doing well...
peace out bitches and

FORZA NERAZZURI!!

Milan goes under!!!

Well, well, well. How many times are we going to see Milan lose. Milan is definitely going through some perilous times. The most shocking thing is I am not seeing the "Die Hard" Milan supporters. It has been weeks since we last saw any comment from a Milan supporter. My team got relegated and I am still an active member in this blog. This is a message for the Milan Boys; would one of you all please tell me something about what is going on with the team. We miss u guys. Hahahahahah!!

Congrats

Just wish to say congrats to Kevon, Al, Garvin and Colin. Al I see you have no need for the rope and poison. Hope to see a good second round.

Its Monday and I'm looking forward to some tasty matches tommorow!!!

Just want to wish best of luck to all the teams participating in the UCL tommorow, some teams really need it!! "REMEMBER, CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE NOT WON IN NOVEMBER BUT AT THE END OF MAY!!"

A BIG BOOYAKA FOR RONALDINHO

To ALL, this is your grand dad, whilst taking in some Barca vs Villa on the very efficiant Gol TV, there is little I can say about the play of the current Ponytail -- this guy is just too ridiculous when he is on his game.

WAIT NAH, SOMEBODY CALL MISSING PERSONS

WHERE ARE THE AC MILAN SUPPORTERS. NO, SERIOUSLY, I AM GETTING WORRIED. AL, COULD YOU PLEASE CHECK ON THESE GUYS, GO IN THEIR ROOMS AND TAKE AWAY ANYTHING THAT COULD TIE AROUND THEIR NECK. ALSO, MAKE SURE THEY NOT LIMING WITH LINDON, I HEAR LINDON PUSHING THE INDIAN TONIC. GUYS, PLEASE DONT DO ANYTHING FOOLISH....WITHOUT TAKING PICTURES FIRST.

Palladino: “Del Piero gave us a lift”

“In the first half we had trouble finding openings up front but things went much better in the second, we picked ourselves up and created more chances”. Raffale Palladino didn’t stop pressing for a goal and after getting it wrong a few times, he finally managed to hit the back of the net in fine style. The striker was one of the leading lights in a pulsating second period which saw Juventus in more lively form than the first: “We can thank the boss for that, and Del Piero - Palladino explained - Alex came into the changing rooms during the interval and gave us some precious words of advice. We put them into practice and you can see the results”. The Bianconeri’s philosophy of finding the right mix between youth and experience paid off: “It certainly did. The boss is doing a great job, he doesn’t weigh us down with too many responsibilities, and he always manages to fire us up when we need it. There are some interesting young players here, as well as proven champions, and with a combination of the two we can do very well”.

Juventus...A Monster Force. For Kevin..

For the Juve haters (Kevin and others), I just wish to inform you of my teams success in the lower division. Yes I know, immediately what comes to mind is Juventus is a Seire A team playing in a lower league and that is why they are mashing up that league. Please, Kevin, give my team a little more credit than that. We had more than half of our core team leaving to join other clubs and a host of new players from the lower league joining us. We also had new management and coaches. Something like that is bound to keep a team back, after all, a team needs to gel before they can truly be a team. However, Juventus has played 13 games, winning 10 and drawing 3. Even though starting the season in the minus we are now second. Kevin, your team remained in the league that they are accustomed to, with all their players and some new top class talent. What the fuck is going on with Milan? Is it that they think they got too light a penalty for their wrong doings so they are trying to go to Seire B to truly clear their conscience? Cause the way things look, I believe Milan were infact the only ones benefiting from the match fixing. Now that they were exposed they are now 15th in the league that they have been playing in for many years. Even if they were not deducted points they would not even be in the top 5. Juventus was branded with shameful allegations of cheating and match fixing was the reason for their 29 titles (2 being stripped after the allegations), yet they rise out of the ashes. Kevin, to please you, maybe Juventus is fixing matches in Seire B and that is why they dominating the league. However, we all know that Juventus is a top notch team that will have a Seire B title to add to their many winnings and next year we will take home the Scudetto. My prediction is by 2010 we will have three stars over our crest. Fellas...stop hating...instead, come join a winning team. I know it have a man who backing my team cause he does back like 20 teams. Kevin, do like that man and start backing Juventus.
Zahn

the Inter train keeps going

so after Inter today effectively dismantled the Palermo attack which led to a victory, i realised that Inter are currently on a 9 game win streak.. (6 straight in the league)

now I am mad that i am not is state so that i can laugh at you silly niggas....

all the milan bitches and everybody else (cause e'body hate Inter, especially colin) could kiss my monkey ass...

wtf you hadda say know??

we have played and beaten roma, milan and palermo..
the 3 teams that 'supposed' to be contending for the scudetto....
ALL AWAY MATCHES!

haha
bitches

Reply to Larry

I am never worried when it comes to my side. Through hard times and good I am always confident. Barca has a good team, I mean look at this weekend's crushing of Villareal. the boys stepping their game up. Eto'o and Messi are huge blows to our offence but that tactical change of iniesta or guily on the right seems to working so far; and Gudjohnsen is gorwing in confidence with every game that passes. The season is almost half way through, we're good. :)

Al, are you worried?

Al, I want to know how do u think ur team would do now that both Eto and Messi are rack up. Do u think that "Boots Mouth" has it in him to carry the team or are we going to see the fall or the mighty Barca?

AC continues to struggle...

Waiting to hear remarks from Kevin and the rest on AC's poor performane in football.

I am worried about Dirk and Kevin

so, there is was, sitting in my office watching AC Milan take on Roma at home..

after 3 defeats in their last 4 Serie A games, I expected AC Milan to pull off a victory which will also help out Inter, as Roma are only 4 points adrift...





unfortunately, AC Milan proved that they are the shit of the crop..losing 2-1 to roma at the san siro...
that makes it 4 losses in 5 games...

al, lube, lindon, kevon
i humbly request that you all look after dirk and kevin in these troubling times...
after the 2nd goal scored, i could just see dirk running by lindon for some indian tonic..

guys please let them know that it is just football and they don't have to take their own lives for a damn game...


that being said, the lawyers shoulda send ac milan to serie b instead of juventus....milan is shit...they deserve to be in serie B with the kinda shit they playing.....juventus woulda at least be fighting for the scudetto right now, but milan is just a bag of ass...

dirk just buy a suit last week....at least das what he tell me.....
he thought he was buying it for somebody else's funeral, but it seems he bought it to spare his family the cost of buying one to dress his dead body...

fellas watch dirk please...he probably goin an drink gramaxone AND hang heself....

AC Milan

during my tenure at SCSU, i was continuously barraged with jokes and comments about Inter and how they always crying conspiracy or the ref cheating and this was the reason for us not winning (fat-ass dirk, chupid lfc-ass colin, milan-ass kevin, and chupid larry)

what has become a renowned statement by dirk is "well throw flares and ting nah; bomb up the place"

strangely enough, milan is having a couple hiccups this season, having lost 3 of their last 4 serie A games (and one to inter bitch)....

what is EXTREMELY funny about this, is that milan coach carlo ancelotti has been crying that there is a conspiracy against milan and after every game, is complaining about the refs.....

why am i not hearing from you bitch asses about your sucking team looking for excuses?? you know why?
cause allyuh is some punk ass bitches......

next milan game, when allyuh losing AGAIN, i want allyuh to throw flares and bomb up d place, since it is 'quite clear that there is a conspiracy against milan'


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bitches...

Nerazzuri on top! no losses!

like mancini and moratti say, if we win every game, we will NEVER be in the news, cause they only like to report when bad things happen...

milan looking nice for serie B next year...lol
:)

Again I ask

Can someone please tell me who the fuck is Valdanito??

Alex Del Piero just never stops.

Alex Del Piero just never stops. Against Frosinone today he scored his 200th goal but he’s already got his eyes on his next target, as there are still many chapters left to write in his Bianconeri story. “I’m over the moon, both for the goal and the win. Goal number 200th in a Juventus shirt is not a milestone, but another stage in my long life in black and white. There are still many goals left for me to score, and many victories for us to achieve. My links with this club and its fans are very strong, we’ve shared so many satisfying moments together”. The journalists asked him just how much he’d been waiting for this goal. “Really it was just three games, but it’s been talked about so much… It wasn’t an obsession, it’s normal that a striker never stops looking for goals, irrespective of what they might represent. Obviously this one has a particular significance”. When asked about his favourite strikes, Del Piero had a few to list. “The one in the Intercontinental Cup, the first one in the Champions League, the very first one for Juventus, the one that broke the record, the one against Fiorentina in the year of my first scudetto. There are quite a few; I remember some of them for the way I scored, others for the significance they had in that particular moment”. Bravo Alex! Just as the announcer said at the end of the game, let’s have another 200!

calling all ac milan fanbois (yes, kevin too!)

what do you have to say for your team??

their form is disgusting...last 5 serie a matchces: 3 draws, 1 win and 1 loss....

your team is shit...

forza inter!! take 4 in your pie-hole :)


btw, i remember kevin want to talk about milan have an eye for spotting talent when they signed olivera....

and then i think about how everybody like to say how inter does waste money....

lol...milan spend 16mil on olivera, and d man doh even start....
lol


lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What of Ronaldinho?

i too am a fan of the gleeful, talented player, but as of late......., as a matter of fact since the world cup; he has been a shadow of himself. Amazing that amidst his dismal display at the world cup, the worlds' eyes weren't on his lack of brilliance but rather on the beloved "fat pork's" lack of the scoring touch. Even more amazing is that on two big occasions this season he has not shown up. Chelsea v Barca at stamford bridge was a walk in the park for 25 year old Khalid Boulahrouz, who for the ENTIRE match, succeeded in humbling ronaldinho. Try as he may ronaldinho had no success in that match,where creating chances from set pieces was his only avenue. Messi, and not ronaldinho was double-teamed in that match, as he was the most threatening of the barca attackers. Furthermore at the classico, had it not been for the brilliant play of young messi, again there was nothing of note from the barca attack. not to make it seem as if without his "magic" barca are ineffective(let us not forget the absence of one samuel eto'o), but where has he been?....where is the barca attack? Admittedly even in the chelsea game had it not been for the waisteful play of Gudjohnsen, perhaps the complexion of the match would have changed.....REGARDLESS...one must note the ineffectiveness of the great player on the "big stage", this season

why d blog so dead??

is it because colin team doing shit in the premiere league?? where lfc is right now?? 5th or 6th???

is it because barca lost to chelsea?? i hope not cause i think chelsea goin to get crush in barca....

is it because milan flopping in the serie A?? AND dey going o get their ass handed to them next 2 weeks when they face Inter...

or is it cause despite all the critics on our backs, we are leading the serie A without a loss...(we doing shit in the champions league, but with this first win, we on the way to qualifying)....

either how...just to let you bitch asses know....

Inter is d bosses!

I'm Worried too

colin, you must learn to shut your fuckin mouth....
the minute you want to question inter, your team goes and gets beat by BOLTON?? hahahahahahahhahahahha

I'm Worried

This post was created with, champions league football in mind. After veiwing several champions league games, browsing through the highlights of others and reading the reports on the rest. I decided to call my good friend Garvin. I was concerned that he may e in a state of depression following Inter Milan's defeat to Bayern Munich. The match was a drab affair but Bayern grinded out what was needed, a 2-o win. Again when it's crunch time the milanese team failed to show up. That result left them in last place with ZERO,NIL,NOUGHT (whatever you call it) pionts from two games. To say the least, they are not in an enviable position. All that being said Has anyone seen Garvin??? I have not heard from him since a fortnight ago, and I fear that all may be lost, and that I may be to late to save him from what is imminent suicide. I hope he gets this in time and hears my plea.


Garvin do not kill youself!!! We are here to support you. It doesn't matter that your team is shit. There is life after Inter.

Take care my friend!!

State vs. Claflin

Well readers, this is just a post-mortem of the game that State played against Claflin last week Saturday. For those of you out there that couldn't be there, for one reason or the other, you missed a good game. It was a game full of dominance on the part of the State team in the first half, and an excellent comeback fuelled by some tactical mistakes by State's coach.
Claflin struck first through a well taken strike by their playmaker Kevin Lucas. Mark (an Irishman that is really fast, kinda like Robben), fed Kevin with a through-ball in the box and it was left to Kevin to turn Kyle Bowren and slot it past State's custodian, Balla. State responded in kind. A splendid through ball from either Dirk 'Koller' Francis split Claflin's defence and sent Kino Wong of on a 1 on 1 with Claflin's keeper, he finished well. Soon after Kino scored a second, after a play exactly like the first.
Late in the half, after some excellent work by Kevon Antrobus on the right side, he sent in a left footed cross to Alinho waiting on the left, who finished emphatically with a right footed volley away from the reach of Claflin's flailing keeper. At half time the scoreline was 3-1 in favour of State.
At half time, Zwade Jupiter was introduced into the defence and Andell Marsh and Bobby Sookram replaced the two strikers. Claflin's second goal was a gift after Dwayne 'Roy' Bourne decided to sell some guns and miss a clearance allowing Edsel Rudder to string up Balla. The third was an unmarked corner kick. Kyle Rudder was allowed to sneak into the box unmarked and buried a header into the old onion bag. Edsel doubled his tally two plays later. Then the decisive moment, Bobby was sent on a 1 on 1 and got cleaned up by the Claflin custodian. It was a very controversial call to say the least, but Alinho stepped up to the plate and buried the penalty leveling the game at 4. The last play of the game came when Alinho picked up the ball in his half and took the defenders on a run, cut inside (putting a defender on his back, and skating of the pitch) and playing across to Lube who put his shot wide after which, the final whistle blew.

WELL DONE ESPN

this is just a heads up for those of us that dont have any good football loving tv stations.
ESPN 2 is bringing games as usual, 1 at 3pm, but later at 5 ESPN Classic will be bringing another game from that same game day from a different group.
Aight Bitches I'm out. Barca for life.

For Kevin

Fuck you, you Juventus hating mother fucker. Hahaha

Good Weekend

Congrats to all the teams that won their respective games this weekend Inter, Valencia, Ac Milan, Manchester United, Real Madrid (Excellent game Ruud) and the greatest Barcelona. I have to give my condolences to the Liverpool fans out there, who like Colin continue to blindly follow this shit side. But I guess they will have their chance to redeem themselves on Tuesday. Good Luck to all Champions' League teams, this week begins the separation of the sheep from the goats.

P.S. I am hoping that Patrick plays on Tuesday and scores on Liverpool, even if it's his only goal for the season.

fuckin juve is a pile of shit!

ride outta here larry with your fuckin shit side...

first, i have to congratulate inter for the amazing comeback from 3-0 down to crush roma 4-3 in the coppa italia...

really inspirational stuff from pat vieira in his new team....

now,

juve is a HUGE pile of shit....
larry (and to an extent al), want to talk all kinda shit bout inter dis and inter dat..

first of all, u like to claim that inter didnt win the scudetto on the pitch..well guess what, neither did juve these past 2 years...

then, u and al want to parade on inter because juve beat inter by 1-0 fluke fuckin goal in a 45 min pre-season game...and wanna coast on dat???

guess what juve playing for this year?? serie b only....

all dem juve fans across the internet was only dreaming about meeting inter in the coppa italia like some kinda revenge or grudge match(as if inter cause them to get relegated)..
but guess what??

your side is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much shit, they couldnt even get past fuckin napoli but dey wanna play inter???

dan, mark my words....juve is not ready....they was tiefin all dis time and now dat the tiefin done, they losing to all kinda shitty teams like napoli..HAHAHAHAHAHA!

larry, do liike dirk and support 2 teams...

barcelona lose 3-0! :o

well after reading al talking about how inter lose to juve in a 45min pre-season warmup match, and was coasting on inter, i could not pass up the opportunity to crush him...


i came home and saw barca lose....sorry...got crushed by sevilla 3-0 in the UEFA super cup..

firstly, this WAS A COMPETITIVE GAME!
also, it featured the full barca team, in their proper formation e.t.c


seeing that u came down on inter, what do you have to say about this??

the real patrick kluivert

Career Stats
Club
Season
Appearances (Domestic)
Goals (Domestic
Appearances (Europe)
Goals (Europe)
Ajax
1994/95
25
18
10
2
Ajax
1995/96
28
15
8
5
Ajax
1996/97
17
6
4
2
AC Milan
1997/98
27
6
-
-
FC Barcelona
1998/99
35
15
-
-
FC Barcelona
1999/00
26
19
14
7
FC Barcelona
2000/01
31
17
12
5
FC Barcelona
2001/02
33
18
16
7
FC Barcelona
2002/03
36
17
15
5
FC Barcelona
2003/04
22
8
3
2
Newcastle United
2004/05
25
6
6
5
Valencia
2005/06
10
1
1
1



so al...watch the damn stats......the only the man is the all time top scorer for holland as of may 1st 2004......and was the joint top scorer in euro 2000...........other than that ...not a single top scorer award not even in ajax dogg!!......look even i used to try to give the man extra credit but......face the facts he never lived up to the hope for the future that he was in 1995 onwards.....n right now he is shit

Schedule this weekend

i have updated the "tvAnts for dummies" thread to include other programs that you may have to use (if that game is only showed on that program).


here's this weekend:

all times are BST
to convert, go to: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

Saturday (8/26/06)

1245 Liverpool-West Ham ESPN China,Guangdong sports,Shandong sports
1430 Stuttgart-Borussia Dortmund CCTV5 - maybe womens U20WC
1430 Bayern Munich-Nurnburg CCTVsoccer
1500 Tottenham-Everton ESPN China,Guangdong sports,Shanghai,BTV6,Wuhan,Shandong
1500 Watford-Man Utd Star sports Asia,DragonTV
1500 Celtic-Hibernian GoalTV1
1630 Nice-Lyon CCTVSoccer,GoalTV2@1700
1715 Man City-Arsenal Star sports Asia,Caifu sports
1730 Fulham-Sheffield Utd(D) ESPN China,Guangdong sports
1945 Inter-Roma QSIV
2100 Valencia-Real Betis Guangdong sports,Shanghai sports,Shandong sports

Sunday (8/27/06)

1330 FC Twente-PSV Eindhoeven GoalTV2
1400 Aston Villa-Newcastle ESPN China,Guangdong sports,QSIV
1600 Blackburn-Chelsea ESPN China,Guangdong sports,Shanghai sports,Shandong sports,QSIV
1600 Hamburg-Hertha Berlin CCTV5
1800 Real Madrid-Villarreal CCTV5
1800 Racing Santander-Atletico Madrid Guangdong sports,Shanghai sports,Shandong sports
2000 Athletic Bilbao-Real Sociedad CCTV5
2015 San Lorenzo-Boca Juniors CCTVsoccer


..................................................



ESPN China TVants
Guangdong sports TVants
Shanghai sports TVants,ppstream
ULF TVants
UBCSuper sport(35) TVants
QSIV ppstream,pplive
Star Sports Asia pplive,TVants
DragonTV pplive,ppstream,TVants
Wuhan Sports pplive
Shenzen Sports TVants
CCTVsoccer TVants
MRC Football2 TVants



check the "tvAnts for dummies" post for the website that has direct links to each channel....

Partick Kluivert

This is for all the haters out there, an unbiased gameology of Patrick K.

Ajax
Kluivert joined the renowned Ajax youth academy after he was spotted playing for Schellingwoude, a football club in the northern suburbs of Amsterdam. He made his debut in the senior team of Ajax on August 21, 1994 at the age of 18 in the Dutch Supercup win against arch rivals Feyenoord in which he scored his first goal. He went on to make his mark in Europe scoring an 83rd minute winner in the 1994/95 Champions League Final against AC Milan in Vienna. Kluivert also helped Ajax win several other pieces of silverware (see below) before leaving for AC Milan on a Bosman transfer in 1997.
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AC Milan
His career at Milan started well when he scored a sensational goal against Juventus in a friendly match. However at this time Kluivert's personal life began to cause problems: He was charged with manslaughter following his involvement in a fatal car accident, to which he received community service and a driving ban. He was also charged with rape on a separate occasion, but he was to be later acquitted due to insufficient evidence.
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Barcelona
After scoring only six goals in Italy he left for FC Barcelona where he was reunited with Louis Van Gaal, a mentor from his days at Ajax. Kluivert formed a successful partnership with Rivaldo which enabled Barça to win the Spanish La Liga in 1998/99. He was released from Barça in the summer of 2004 along with fellow Dutch national teammates Michael Reiziger and Marc Overmars.
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Newcastle United
He joined Newcastle United on 21 July 2004 to team up with Alan Shearer. However, Newcastle decided not to take up the second year on his contract, and he was released, even though he scored 13 goals in all competitions.
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Valencia
He decided to return to Spain to play for Valencia CF. Reportedly, the club included a special clause in his contract that allowed for Kluivert to be sacked if he lacked discipline off the pitch. Kluivert has been given permisson to look for a new club in July 2006 after just one season and 202 minutes played, as he spent most of the season injured.

this is for chupid ass al...hahaha

Kluivert's Che career looks over



Patrick Kluivert's future looks to be away from Valencia after he was thrown out of training following lengthy discussions with coach Quique Sanchez Flores.

The former Newcastle United striker has already been told that he was free to find a new club after just one season in Spain, but the latest incident could hasten his departure.

Kluivert had been training alone in a bid to regain his fitness but hoped to rejoin the rest of the Valencia squad for training on Thursday morning.

However, after a ten minute warm-up, the Dutchman was pulled aside by Sanchez Flores before being told to return to the changing rooms and go home.

Kluivert was far from impressed and stormed past reporters before leaving in his car in what looks like being one of his final actions as a Valencia player.

Celtic and Hamburg had previously been linked with a move for Kluivert, although both clubs may now be out of the running for the powerful striker.

The Bundesliga club consider him to be too big a risk, while Gordon Strachan has now signed fellow Dutch striker Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink from PSV Eindhoven.

TvAnts for Dummies

Aight...

CL draw has been made. EPL has started, Spain and Italy to follow soon. I know some of you are interested in watching some of these games. As i have told lfcluva, every week (or midweek), I will be posting the channels that some of the important games are showing on tvants..seeing that most of us here support big teams, it 'should' be no problem getting these games every week....

i know al already has the program, so for the guys at school, get the program from al...

if not, follow:

(1) Download tvants : http://rapidshare.de/files/4461997/TvantsSetup.exe.html


(2) Install

(3) Once installed, open it (double click)

(4) Click the "Servers" tab in the top left hand corner; you should see one server there (www.tvants.com)

(5) Click "add" on the bottom right corner within the "Server" tab

(6) In the "Name" and "Address" field, enter EACH one of these:

fanshoptv.no-ip.info
www1.tvants.com
www2.tvants.com
tracker2.tvants.com
tracker.tvants.com
10.214.49.88
trackersport.serveftp.com
213.97.9.122
skyland.zapto.org
fw-tracker.no-ip.com
pirateradio.hopto.org
djdomyx-streaming.no-ip.org
hive.tobroadcast.com

you are entering each one in both fields and then hit ok.
so you are pressing the "add" button 13 times..

(7) now you are basically done. to get the channels, hit the "search" tab. However, all of this shit is in Ching ching writing. The list of channels can be found here http://www.fussball-foren.net/fussball-live.html

when you click the "tick" for a channel, it will automatically open up tvants and go to that channel.

(8) every channel you open will be saved in the "channels" tab. Since most of the games may show on the same channel, it would be wise to right-click and edit each channel. You are allowed to rename it to whatever you like.

(9) If you are a comp sci man, then you can further tweak the performance of tvants by doing the following:

1. Click Start -> Run.
2. At the text box after Open:, key in “Cmd” (without quote).
3. Press Enter.
4. Key in at command prompt: cd c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc
5. Key in at command prompt: edit hosts
6. Add in the following line: 211.155.224.14 www.tvants.com
7. Save the hosts file by pressing Alt-F then pressing S.
8. Exit the edit program and exit the command prompt.
9. Restart the TVants program and search for channels programs.

Also make sure that the firewall is not blocking port 16600.

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I hope this is good enough...it is fairly straightfoward.
I will be posting the channels and times each game is coming on. YOU have to go to the link i provided in step 7 to find the channel.

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here are a couple more programs that may be needed:

pplive : http://download.pplive.com/pplivesetup(1.3.15).exe
ppstream : http://aurora.x0f.org/myp2p/ppstreamsetup.exe


don't forget the link in step 7 for the direct links to the channels...if i were you, i would bookmark that page...

It Begins

Well guys, the footballing season has started. Barca has begun by restating their dominance on the world game by registering two trophies to their name already; Inter got beaten from Juventus in a match; Liverpool had to get a rather questionable penalty to draw with Sheffield United (and they stil think that they can pose a threat to the likes of Chelsea and Man U, come on Colin); Valencia has finally made it back in to the Champions' League; and AC Milan also qualified. This season is going to be interesting for all parties.

So good luck fellas. Go out and be fans. I out.

maradona vs ronaldinho

When de two titans clash: Maradona vs Ronaldinho

Champions League Fantasy League 2006/2007

fellas..

coming soon will b the inaugural champions league fantasy league among us, the ballkritikz..

i will be the moderator for the league so when the time arrives, I will post the invite code in this blog so that you can join the league...

peace out
bitches..

Serie B-itch ass!

now that finally mr. larryzandro del piero has joined, i can finaly comment about his serie B-itch ass team...

first though, i have to say thanks...

thanks to your team, my team (FC Inter) now have the scudetto that we have been wanting since 1989...

thanks to your team, my team has strengthened with the acquisitions of Patrick Vieira and Zlatan Ibrahamovic...

Juventus indeed is a great club for trying to help other clubs out...too bad...i know that at this moment, your heart feels ripped apart

but your beloved del shitero has stayed and will retire in serie B...

HAHAHHAHAHAH!

ronaldinho really was on shit

jus to compound what shabazz is saying...
i watched the game on tv and ronaldinho was on real shit for real!

Giant Stadium...Ronaldinho in full effect!

Well done...to comrade Al who might have been unavailable for an in person review of the Man himself or to even get a glimpse of the diminished Djorkaeff, I was there and there was the place to be...I am sure you guys will read about it somewhere so no need for me to tell you guys how the Red Bulls got bulled. Peace out.

Finally...McClaren sees thru the hype!

Well done...Dismal Beckham has been SACKED from the British squad, seemingly for good, by the incoming coach. Of course for many of us, this has been LOOOOOONG overdue but I cannot put it better than to quote McClaren himself to Becky:
"I spoke to David last Monday and notified him of my decision and said that I was planning for the future, looking to change things, looking to the future and David wasn't included"...need I say more, I think not.

congrats to Inter!! Garvin I know you are in your glee. Now I hope you know Iter has no excuse for not winning any major trophies this year. But Barca and Real are going to be the two strongest teams this year. Chelsea, i'm hoping they don't implode but I'm backing Manchester for the Premiership. Good luck in the new season.

McClaren, Terry and Gerrard

Weeeel and come again...el colinho de los santos' boys have graduated to capitan and vice-capitan respectively. So will this be an era of good fortune for England? Will the "best center-back in the world" step up to the plate? Well he was voted player of the year last year by his premier league buddies and he was the only English player in the under-23 all-star squad...so what's in store for the red and white, the upcoming friendly against Greece at Old Trafford will give us a glimpse. Look for the equally youthful Gerrard to be licking it from just beyond the box too!!

Best possible Inter formation

well...now that Inter have secured the expert services of the one and only zlatan ibrahamovic, I am convinced my team is complete and ready to kick some ass this coming season in all competitons.

my best possible starting lineup is:

--------------------------------toldo--------------------------------------
--Zanetti (c)----------Cordoba--------"the wall"------------------Grosso---
------------------------Vieira----------Cambiasso--------------------------
----Figo--------------------------------------------------------Stankovic--
----------------------Zlatan-----------Adriano-----------------------------

i think that is a pretty competitve lineup and i think that the additions of grosso, vieira and zlatan really strenghten our weaknesses last season, especially grosso since i think our left backs (favalli and wome) were really too weak....vieira will give us a more combatitive edge in the middle and zlatan is definitely better than martins/cruz/recoba....

we will also have a good backup team which i think should be:

---------------------------------J.Cesar----------------------------------
--Maicon (pretty good)------Burdisso----Matrix-------------------Maxwell--
-----------------------Dacourt----------Pizarro---------------------------
--Solari----------------------------------------------------------Recoba--
---------------------Crespo-------------Martins/Cruz----------------------

i think that this is a very strong second team that can DEFINITELY cruise through the coppa italia...

as lfcluva correctly said, Inter is the team the critics love to hate..
but you have to admit that Inter looks pretty strong and very competitive this year...

hopefully, since we managed the double last year :), we can at least aim for the treble this year :O

ruud on his way out???

MADRID, Spain (AP) - Manchester United has agreed to sell striker Ruud van Nistelrooy to Real Madrid for 15 million euros , Spanish radio station Cadena SER said Thursday. Van Nistelrooy will reportedly sign a three-year contract and be presented at Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu Stadium on Friday following a routine medical. The transfer was concluded at midnight Wednesday after negotiations throughout the day between Madrid sports director Predrag Mijatovic and United's chief executive David Gill, the station said. The 30-year-old Dutchman was set to arrive in the Spanish capital later Thursday and stay at the same hotel as Madrid's other recent signings - former Juventus players Fabio Cannavaro and Emerson. Van Nistelrooy, who will reportedly be paid an annual salary of five million euros (, would team up again with David Beckham, with whom he played at United from 2001 to 2003. On Wednesday, United manager Sir Alex Ferguson said Madrid's offer remained well below United's asking price of 15 million pounds . "Nothing has really materially changed," Ferguson told United's TV station. "They've slightly increased it but nothing really you would say - for goodness sake, an increase of about two bob or something." Ferguson said van Nistelrooy's sale should be at "the proper value" and compared the possible transfer with that of Andriy Shevchenko, who joined Chelsea at the end of May. "He is one of the best strikers in the country, one of the best strikers in Europe so when you think about Shevchenko going for 35 million pounds ($73.8 million Cdn) - he's a similar age group. But we know our value of the player so at the moment he is a Manchester United player." Madrid has been vying with Bayern Munich to sign van Nistelrooy, who asked to leave United after falling out with Ferguson at the end of last season. Bayern general manager Uli Hoeness said Tuesday his club had also lodged a new bid, also said to fall short of United's asking price. United signed van Nistelrooy in April 2001 for a then-British record fee of 19 million pounds.

Italian Scandal

First and foremost, I have to congratulate Colina for doing this bloggin shit...

now, down to business...

for those who are unaware (summary):

Juve - relegated to serie B; -30 points to start; stripped of their last 2 titles; moggi banned for 5 years;
Fiorentina - relegated to serie B, -12 points to start;
Lazio - relegated to serie B; -7 points to start; president banned for 3 years
Milan - stays in serie A; -15 points to start; -44 points for last season (no europe this year)

for a full list of todays decisions, go here:
http://channel4.com/sport/football_italia/jul14m.html


now these decisions can and will be appealed by each club, but....
FIGC (Italian Federation) made a deal with UEFA that the teams they decide on for europe is NOT subject to appeal. Hence, the appeals can only aim to lessen the sentence, not rule them back into Europe..they will be out of europe at least for this year.....



well larry, it looks like we saw the last of del piero in WC2006. we will not see him again...byebye
juve are hurt big time now...its almost as though they were relegated to serie C! :)


and to all you bitches who wanna hate on inter....go ahead, we are clean and proud of it. when ya'll were crushin me and telling me my side is shit, the other teams were paying/bribing the refs to win...so kiss my mothafuckinass...

we wait till the appeals..

peace out bitches

Welcome Inter, Juve, Barca, Milan, Chelsea, Liverpool...bitches!

Well given the common thread that binds everyone is soccer, then a blog is no doubt appropriate to connect die-hards from Trini to Illinois to The Burg and beyond. So now you all can give each other a piece of your mind. I hear the applause from you all-- thank you, thank you -- it was my pleasure, so now I leave you all to play.